Let's take a quick moment to discuss the top things that happened during the VMAs.
(1) - Lady Gaga wore every hair style she's ever had in under 3 minutes. (Well, we missed the meat hair piece.) She also was half naked wearing seashells.
(2) - Miley Cyrus got everyone talking by dressing like a teddy bear and embarrassing her entire family.
(3) - and she caused the Smith family to make this face (picture from US Weekly and MTV
(3) - Robin Thicke probably impregnated Miley after she twerked all over him. (and apparently Robin turned into Beetle Juice.) (Photo from Tumblr and Zap2it.com
(4) - Rihanna was really bored during the entire show.
(5) - A camera caught Taylor Swift saying "STFU" to One Direction.
(6) - Justin Timberlake preformed for 24.68467 minutes.
(7) - Jimmy Fallon was smitten with Justin Timberlake.
(8) - We never saw or heard Justin Bieber's name during the VMAs.
(9) - Jennifer Hudson preformed and was amazing, as always.
(10) - Bruno Mars, Macklemore, Drake and Kanye all looked ridiculously hot. JT did too.
(11) - Beyonce skipped the VMAs as well as Nicki Minaj (or at least we never saw her.)
(12) - NSYNC reunited for all of 6 seconds...and Chris and Lance had a hard time dancing. *CORRECTION: according to buzzfeed.com, it was 110 seconds and 18 of those seconds were glorious.**
(13) - Kevin Hart made fart jokes about Joey Fatone.
(15) - Taylor Swift tried to walk sexy.
(16) - One Direction and Austin Mahone made all the people that were excited about the NSYNC reunion feel really old.
(17) - Katy Perry became a boxer.
(18) - Beats Speakers won the commercial contest against the Kia Soul.
What was your favorite part and what did I miss in my recap?