This gives a whole new meaning to “Got Milk”? Late Tuesday evening in Virginia, authorities said that 26 gallons of milk were stolen from the local Walmart.
County sheriff’s spokesman Bill Kennedy said that witnesses reported seeing a man distributing milk to passersby outside the store. It was unclear how the man was able to get 26 gallons of milk. Hmmm?
A short time later Deputies responded to a call about a disturbance at a nearby McDonald’s. There they “spotted” an 18-year-old man who matched the description of the suspect who had been distributing the allegedly stolen milk. The man was found to have a cow suit in his car! Wonder if this guy is a member of the “Eat More Chicken” Cow Mafia?
How the hell can you not notice a man in a cow suit taking 26 gallons of milk out of a Walmart? Moo-ronic!
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