It’s the ultimate cock block.
A New Jersey town has passed a law limiting how and when roosters and hens can have sex.
The new law unanimously approved by the Hopewell Township committee restricts the amount of time boy chickens can spend around girl chickens to 10 days a year, according to the Times of Trenton.
The chickens also have to prove they’re disease free before they “do it,” which is pretty much how the porn industry works.
And they have to be quiet when they get down to business. LOL!!
Are they really talking about chickens here, or is this some kind of code?
Apparently, backyard farming is a hot-and-heavy issue in parts of New Jersey.
Watch out, Snooki — you’re next.
