Uncle Luke’s Campaign Slogan: “I’m Dead Serious”

Luther “Uncle Luke” Campbell wants to make sure his campaign for mayor of Miami-Dade county isn’t taken lightly. Luke unveiled his campaign slogan, “I’m Dead Serious,” during his recent interview on CNN.

Luke plans to institute a tax on strippers, legalize possession of small amounts of marijuana, and to fight for health care and housing for the underprivileged.

Hmmm…interesting.